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December 17, 2008

THE FUNNIEST SPAM I'VE EVER GOTTEN


Aloha, gentleman!

Love is the flower you've got to let grow.
I will be your flower of love, full of a good aroma, very nice and tender.
You will be a rain which will refresh it's beauty and smell. You will be
the ground I live in. My dear, I want to find you and our life will find
it's happiness. Smile at me (url deleted, so it can't be tagged)
I am a friendly woman. I prefer to solve my problems with a smile. I like
keeping myself in a good shape. I go to a fitness club twice a week. I like
making my house the best place for living and rest. I have been learning
English and I really enjoy doing this. My interests are reading, movies,
traveling, and animals. I like everything that makes our life romantic. I am
looking for serious relationship. I would like to be the best friend and partner
with my beloved man .If we smile on the same things or cry on the same things
we have a good chance to be happy together. I prize comfort and reliability,
trust and honesty in relationship. I hope to share happiness, enjoy, deep
feeling of love and all troubles with my beloved man.

Sincerely
Anyuta E.

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Am I going to write her back ? Uh, yeah! I want to be a rain which will refresh its beauty and smell! And I too like animals! And maybe I can get in on her gym membership!

| By Andytown | 7:50 PM

Comments

She will be as sweet as a flower for a little while. However, when the time is right, she will want to see you. She will really have to or she'll wither without you, without your hug and kisses, without your GENEROSITY. She'll book a plane (naturally, because she lives thousands and thousands of miles away from the love of her life --- how miserable! how cruel! how unjust!). But wait...she's poor and miserable. She barely has anything to eat. And on top of things, she has to take care of a dying grandmother. And her dog is sick too. Would you be so kind to help her, to send her the money for the plane ticket? There's always Western Union - fast transfer, no contracts and, more importantly...the money can be picked up by anyone (only an ID needed). You send the money, she gets it and then...BAM! The beautiful flower is a fat dude sitting at a computer in Nigeria, flirting electronically with those willing to empty their pockets in the name of true love.

I get a lot of e-mails like this one (+ those which let me know that I basically got rich overnight --- richer than any celebrity from Hollywood) and I sometimes reply to those that are interesting, just to see how far some people can go (on a different yahoo account, of course). I know a website where normal people like you and me play with these phishers to trick them and make them waste valuable time.

If I were you, I'd write her. I'd even ask for pictures. If she asked for money, I'd lie that I sent the money via Western Union and I 'd give her fake data. It would be really fun for you to post the entire correspondence on your blog.

:)))

Posted by: Grace at February 1, 2009 12:49 PM

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