MY ENEMIES LIST

February 28, 2010

(IF YOURE ON IT, LOOK OUT!)

1. DONALD TRUMP - YOURE WORTHLESS

2. E.E. CUMMINGS - CAPITALIZE YOUR NAME, MORON!

3. KATHERINE HEPBURN - YECH!!!!!!

4. PHILLIP RIVERS - I'M SORRY, I DON'T LIKE YOU AND I NEVER DID

5. FATS DOMINO - JOKES OVER, YOU'RE TO FAT.

6. BREAKFAST - YOURE NOT THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY; I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS

7. MITCH ALBOM - NO!!!!!!!!!!!

8. ANDY RODDICK - I WOULDN'T PAY TO WATCH YOU HIT A TENNIS BALL IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT

9. ANGELA LANSBURY - THAT'S RIGHT, I DON'T LIKE YOU, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

10. GEORGE STEPHANUPHOLOUS - NOBODY CAN SPELL YOUR NAME RIGHT, YOU WEIRDO

11. LORNE MICHAELS - YOU FILTHY STINKING IDIOT

12. SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE - I HATE YOU AND THE SNOTBALL DETECTIVE STORIES YOU INFECTED THE WORLD WITH

13. THOSE IRISH HIPPIES FROM THE MOVIE "ONCE" - GET A HAIRCUT AND STOP SINGING, YOU DIRTBAGS

14. MIKHAIL GORBACHEV - YOU ARE THE WORST WORLD LEADER WHO EVER LIVED AND YOU KNOW IT

15. THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. - MORE LIKE THE (NOT) NOTORIOUS B.A.D.

16. PARLIAMENT - YOU BEAUROCRATIC GAP-TOOTHED MEATHEADS

17. DICK TRACY - YOU COULDN'T STOP A TRAIN THAT WASN'T MOVING, YOU BORING GUMSHOE

18. NEIL ARMSTRONG - YOU'RE ONE GIANT LEAP FOR JERKS.

19. JOSE CANSECO - STAY AWAY FROM ME!

20. MARTIN SHORT - YOU REMIND ME OF THIS KID IN MY FIRST GRADE CLASS AND I DIDN'T LIKE HIM EITHER

| By Andytown | 12:31 PM

Jane Fonda, Daniel Schorr, Jack Anderson... Hey, this is Richard Nixon's enemies list! You just crossed out his name and put yours.

Posted by: Seth at March 1, 2010 7:12 PM

Is this why Andytown's population is 1?

Posted by: jasmine at March 2, 2010 9:17 PM

What do I have to do to make this list??

Posted by: Kevin Westbrook at March 7, 2010 5:54 PM